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Well yeah... you got the idea about that whole coming home thing invisible. Honestly enough about that. It freaked the living daylights out of my parents and they are still having panic attacks over it... I emailed my professors at school that I ain't coming in for a week because I've contract a rare form of flu... my parents are still trying to cope with the fact they see through me... my dad isn't handling it very well, but my mom seems to be getting in touch with it... they've already given me a speach about having to wear clothes despite the fact you can't see me... I think more than just decency they're thinking I'll
a) get sicker (in the event I really do have a rare flu)
b) they don't want me sneaking around on them
c) they don't want me to be embarassed if I suddenly turn visible again
d) they won't be able to cope with the scare if my organs turn visible
e) all of the above
I have to say all of those are pretty valid reasons for wearing clothes even if one is very invisible.
It's really strange how they are coping with having guests over... they lock them in a room and tell them not to come out until they say its alright... oh wait... that's what they've been telling me... hahaha... I actually did try a shot at sneaking around. I ROYALLY freaked Hube (our cat). It sat there hissing and growling at me. Pastor Winden was definitly scared at the fact he heard chuckling behind him but couldn't see anyone. I finally kicked the cat to try and shut it up... bad move... it flew onto my arm and I wiggled it around in the air for a few seconds before it let loose and landed on Pastor Winden's whig... yeah... we found out he ain't as youthful as he looked. Poor guy... those were pretty interesting marks the cat left on him...
So like that was day one of being invisible... now I'm on night two... Mia called... ugh... I have NO idea how I'm going to explain to her this. Why couldn't this have happened AFTER I got the nerve to ask her out? I mean I was planning on doing it next week! Okay... maybe not NEXT, NEXT week... but I planned on doing it this month... this year... okay... maybe I wasn't... but now I can't even see her! And if you think THAT is bad she can't even see me! LITERALLY.
I dunno what I'm going to do... my dad wants to take me to the university and have his friends in the science department run some tests on me... I've been fighting the idea. I don't want to be turned into some experiment for some science nerd that wants an A+ for discovering a freak of nature.
This is getting SO FRUSTERATING!!! I'm invisible! I'm SEE THROUGH! TRANSPARENT! I make a better window than a door! How many other ways can I say it?! Who can I ask about THIS problem?
"Yo, dad... what was it like when you went through your invisible phase?"... Do I look up self help books at the library on how to cope with transperancy?...
I gotta go get some sleep... if I can... didn't last night...
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