Erm... body paint.

So yes. For once in my miserable life of being invisible (which has only been a few days)... I actually got some sleep. It was the only place I could see myself too... in my dreams.

Do you know how hard it is to put your clothes on invisible? It's like being half blind. I have a hard time figuring out where my legs and arms and head are. It's like guessing. My parents were wondering what the heck I was doing because I basically had to wrestle my pants on myself. I tripped over the bed, my dresser, and the cat... poor Sperk... poor, poor Sperk.

Dad took him to the vet. I guess they say he'll do alright. The doctor said the thing seemed paranoid and afraid... I wonder why? Mwuahahaha... Might have something to do with the fact his catbowl attacked him... MWUAHAHAHAHA!!! Then the facuet! Oh my gosh I was laughing so hard... but... um... erm...

Mia called. That was hard. She was wondering where I had been. I told her... incognito. LOL... oh my. I wanted to cry :-\... she asked if I was avoiding her. I usually call every night. Yuh now... we're best buds... even if I do have a crush the size of Alaska on her. I just told her I was sick with a really bad flu and that the doctor wanted me to sleep and she asked if she could come over and I warned her I didn't want her getting it.

Which is actually a valid warning. I'm afraid my parents are going to start turning invisible on me next. Imagine that! Impossible? Hey! Look at me! Wait! You can't! HA! point made.

Oh! You want to know what is really hard? Eating invisible. It's weird because some stuff will like show up on my face, whereas other things become invisible. Which might be a sign as to how the heck this happened!!! But like, maple syrup... it disappears. I just have this really sticky feeling on my face but I can't see it to figure out how to whipe it off. But the jelly... eesh it looked like blood and guts...

Well... I'm about to go out and try and experiment... my dad bought some body paint... man the lady at the store gave my dad a strange look... I'm going to see if I can at least artificially color myself. I might be able to get away with being green with blue hair and glasses... not sure about my mouth. Might put a scarf over it...

Hey! Michael Jackson impersonator! w00t!